No, I don't think I will. I think I'll put on my Xbox headset and play my friend at FIFA. He's a real friend who I actually know and not just someone I added on facebook. You go and check your tan doesn't need topping up sweetheart your inflated ego is nothing without it's orange encasement.
I don't understand why you are famous, Lou??? Is it because you have so much fake tan on you are visible from space??? You remind me of the movie 'Night at the Roxbury!' hahaha or Zoolander. 'Oooooh photo op!!! *BLUE STEEL*' The celebrity life must not be too fruitful if all you do is sit on facebook all day self-promoting. I've been bowling tonight and then to the cinema and me just a regular guy. You have self-tanned, facebooked, matt-clayed your hair, facebooked, took out the matt-clay because it didn't look gay enough and applied wet look gel, facebooked, applied self-tan and then facebooked. Dizzying success you have.