When chemists die, they barium .
 Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
 A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran . 
 I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any time . 
 How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it . 
 I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me . 
 This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore 
 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down . 
 I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words . 
 A dyslexic man walks into a bra . 
 PMS jokes aren't funny, period .